"Here you go, Bunny. Ruby gave this to me when i was much littler, but I think it's fair that I let you borrow it."
"You sleeping ok, Bunny?"
"Whoever is in here, if this is some kind of joke, it is not that fun--"
"Bunny?! What are you doing out of bed? And rummaging through the crawlspace?"
"You're looking surprisingly well for someone who has a cold."
"You want to play with me?"
"Well, playtime shouldn't really be considered in your condition."
"But what the heck! I'll let it slide!"
"Rise and shine, sleepyheads!"
"Ruby, here is your morning tea as requested. And Bunny, I also made some tea for you to take care of that awful cold."
"Hey! Wait for me. WHEEEE!"
"Awww. Such a cute little guy, chasing a butterfly."
"something tells me you are not what the others think you are."
"Nope! Not falling for it!"
"Uh, Ruby, dear? There's something I need to tell you."
"Ruby, you need to listen!"
"Ruby, I am telling you, there's something seriously wrong with that rabbit!"
"I think he might be evil!"
"I just saw him try to devour a poor, helpless butterfly. And I heard him talk in a more manly voice."
"Yeah, I guess you're right. We better go in. My fur is starting to soak in this downpour."
"Why on Earth do we let those two play with us if Len can't even get his role right?"
"What is he doing over there?"
"Whatever Bunny is doing, I do not like it."
"I think I know where it has disappeared to, Misery."
"Why don't you ask...BUNNY?!"
"What I am suggesting, my Dear Ruby, is that Bunny stole the silverware!"
"And stashed it in his carrier."
"WHERE IS THE SILVERWARE?!?!?!?!?!?!"
"I could've sworn that rotten rabbit stashed it in here."
"I guess I must've misjudged him. Seems like I don't make much of a great detective. Or a great friend either."
"If they are going to pay more attention to that rabbit, then I shouldn't be around for them to ignore."
"I know Ruby will be most devastated..."
"But sooner or later, you just might forget about me, now that Bunny is your new playmate."
"BUNNY?! What are you--?!"
"No, no, no, no, no, no!"
"H-h-how could I have been such a fool? I knew that rabbit was trouble from the start."
"But...I still trusted him. I trusted him."
"And he lied to me. Lied to me and tried to kill me!"
"And now, that monster is in my house...with Ruby. My poor, sweet, sweet, Ruby."
"The poor dear must be worried sick about where I am right now."
"I've got to get that dirty, rotten rat out of my house. But nobody will believe me if I told them."
"I probably would hate to put it to thought, but if I am gonna get rid of that bunny, I have no choice but to get help from the only two people in Gloomsville that I wouldn't even consider asking for help."
"Hey, Frank and Len. I hate to ask you this, and I really have no other option, but I need your help."
"This isn't a game anymore, guys!"
"You guys are probably not gonna believe me, but you have to listen!"
"He cornered me outside the house,"
"then kicked me off the porch, down the hill,"
"HE AND HIS DECEPTION SHATTERED MY HEART INTO A MILLION PIECES!!!!"
"That's not even close to what I said. You know, if I could talk, then you both could understand me more clearly."
"NO! That's not it either, you nitwits!"
"You know, now that you guys put it to my mind..."
"Detective Danger might just be what we need to stop that horrid hare!"
"C'mon, you two! We got ourselves a rat to trap!"
"Ok, that is enough, you two! Frank, you can wear the detective hat! Len, you can be...the detective's sidekick. Ok? Ok. Now pipe down and follow me."
"Come up here and take a look, guys."
"I told you there is something completely off about that rabbit."
"He's gone. Quick! Get me up to the window."
"Alright, Bunny. Since you tried to literally kick me out of my own home,"
"I won't have any regrets returning the favor."
"Frank, Len, when I throw this thing, you get ready to catch it."
"I should probably swing a little less harder next time..."
"This ain't forensics, you guys. I am merely using the piggy bank as part of the trap I am building to capture Bunny."
"No, Frank. I am polishing the bank to make it more tempting to Bunny. If there is one thing I've learned from crime shows on the radio, it's that not even the greediest crook can resist any type of shiny valuable."
"Not DNA testing either, Frank. I'm using this corrosive liquid to make the trap more functionable."
"Really? You're offering me soda while I am obviously in the middle of something right now?"
"GOTCHA, YOU DIRTY ROTTEN LITTLE RAT!"
"Thanks, Len! I couldn't have done it without you AND Frank."
"Uh, sure...maybe after we're done here."
"Oh, Good Lord. Here comes the nauseating bickering."
"Oh, will you two shut up?! You can both be the victim in the next round. But can we please wrap this up first?!"
"It's over, Bunny. Your diabolical deception has come to an end. I always knew you were trouble since the day we took you in. But like everyone else, I was just too taken in by your adorability to see that. Well, I ain't being fooled anymore."
"HA! Busted, you little mother$#@%^!"
"Oh, hello, Ruby. I thought you would like to know that this cute, adorable, innocent little bunny is actually nothing more that a dirty, rotten, nasty, heartless, ruthless, LYING LITTLE THIEF! He stole all your stuff and stashed it in his cradle."
"well, now that that cottontailed freak is out of the house, don't you have something to say to me, Ruby?"
"Forgive you for what? For trusting that horrid hare, or for giving him more attention than me?"
"Aw, sweetie, it doesn't really matter how many friends you make. What does matter is that I am the only one you can count on."
"hehehe. What a kooky old bird he is."
"Oh. It's just the radio playing your favorite thriller, drama, murder mystery show. It looks like they're about to reveal the murderer."
"Well, then, I'll just go back to..."
"Uh...look, Ruby, I know what you're thinking..."
"But I did NOT shut off the radio. Now, let's just hope we haven't missed--"
"aaaaaaand we just missed the shocking unmasking."
"Can't argue with that statement, kiddo."
"But what was Ruby thinking that I was being mischievous about? And more importantly, how did the radio turn off twice...without even being touched?"
"I know what it probably looks like."
"But I wasn't anywhere near your creepy dolls."
"Curiouser and Curiouser."
"Hello? Is anyone there?"
"Could've sworn I saw...someone?"
"Oh, hello there, little guy. What are you doing here?"
"Yeah. Frighteningly adorable. Look at how cute you are!"
"Nope. Sorry, little guy."
"Where is that little slime-ball going?"
"Why is he going into the closet?"
"Aw, that poor ghost. Being mistreated because he couldn't get a little spook out of my friends. And even worse, pinning the blame on me for what he did."
"Yes, I want to go into the closet. There's something in there that you've got to see."
"Guys, there was something definitely in here."
"The inside of the closet was a lot more bigger..."
"And there were these mobster-type guys in here sucking on spaghetti."
"That isn't what happened. Right, Ruby?"
"And I am not talking about you three."
"I don't need help, guys. I am telling you, I saw something in here."
"Ruby, I am not going crazy. There's something strange going on in this house."
"Wait. There! I see him."
"There's a ghost right behind you, Ruby!"
"Look, look, look! Are you guys seeing what I'm seeing?"
"I'm not having a nervous breakdo--HEY, GET BACK HERE, GHOST!"
"You are not getting away from me, Ecto-Boy."
"OOOOOOHHHHHH, NO, YOU DON'T!"
"You're gonna be in serious trouble when I catch you!"
"That is exactly what I am seeing, Frank!"
"I am not getting upset. Well, I am, but because you aren't seeing what I am seeing!"
"Grrr! This is gonna be a lot harder than I thought."
"I am really not going bonkers, guys. I just saw a ghost and he's causing trouble in this house."
"That's a tablecloth? Looks like a hankerchief to me."
"Well, that is...very historic."
"You are not getting away this time, little ghost!"
"Gotcha, you slimy little pile of--wait a minute."
"Wait. A-a-a-are those..."
"GHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"I can't b-b-b-believe it. A-A-A-A-A-Actual g-g-g-ghosts floating r-r-r-r-r-right in f-f-f-f-f-front of me."
"A-A-And this k-k-k-kid is their p-p-p-p-p-p-protege."
"Oh, I d-d-d-d-d-d-d-do not like the s-s-s-s-sound of t-t-t-t-that. W-W-W-W-What kind of d-d-d-d-d-d-drastic measures could he p-p-p-p-p-possibly be r-r-r-r-referring to? 20 years in the underworld? g-g-g-g-getting transferred to another h-h-h-h-haunted house? AH! Or worse...m-m-making him t-t-t-t-torment me for the r-r-r-r-rest of my life!"
"OH, NO! T-T-T-T-THAT IS JUST AS W-W-W-W-WORSE!!!!"
"T-T-T-T-That was super scary. I-I-I-I-I-I have never been more t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-terrified in all of my 9 lives."
"RUBY!!!! Thank Goodness you are here! Quick! Help me! Hide me! SAVE ME!"
"I-I-I-I-I-I D-D-D-D-D-D-Did!"
"Yes! That's what I was trying to tell you! There's a ghost in here. And it's lucky that you showed up here. Because I need your help finding him."
"Hey, girls! Come look at what I found! Guess now we know why the radio was acting really weird."
"I think they want to show me the first place where I saw the ghost."
"Fortunately, I happen to know where that is."
"He is just right up here, kids!"
"THERE HE IS! OVER THERE!"
"I told you I wasn't going crazy when I saw him. Now, what are we gonna do about this ecto-plasmic prankster? I have a few deliciously diabolical punishments in mind."
"Wait. YOU WANT TO INVITE THAT LITTLE TROUBLEMAKER TO THE PARTY?! ARE YOU CRAZY?!"
"You know, you could at least pretend you don't see him MORE professionally."
"Well, there are technically other ways, like capturing him in a giant Ghost Trap, but a dinner party is more polite, I guess."
"Actually, Ruby, it wasn't just me that ghost was terrorizing. Besides, he wasn't even trying to scare me."
"He fiddled with Frank and Len's tuning pegs..."
"In an attempt to scare them..."
"He messed with Misery's severed doll head collection..."
"And tried to spook her..."
"Then he snuck up behind Iris..."
"And tried to scare her beyond ALL reason,"
"But that was an epic failure as well."