"I'm Afraid of Everything" is a song from "Hair(Less): The Musical". It was sung by Scaredy Bat, Ruby, and Skull Boy.
Lyrics[]
[Scaredy]
Take it easy
It's my philosophy...
Ah! You see,
You thought that scare would bother me?
[Skull Boy]
So you like being afraid?
[Scaredy]
Oh, no, no, no,
Are you crazy?
My heart is racing!
I am perspiring heavily,
You know, the fuzz on my little neck is standing at attention.
But you know, i'll say why i fight it!
Here, let me explain:
A kite, a tea, a piece of string,
I'm afraid of everything!
I don't even like to sing,
I'm afraid of everything!
This bed, this mirror, this knickknack shelf
Aaah! Where did you guys come from?
I'm even scared of myself,
My tooth my cane, my scarf, my aah!
Wing!
See, I'm afraid of everything!
Now you try!
[Ruby]
A girl who can... do the... splits?
[Scaredy]
Scares me out of my wits!
[Skull Boy]
A friendly goat whose name is Billy?
[Scaredy]
I'm sorry, but that guy scares me silly!
Summer, winter, fall, or spring,
I'm afraid of everything!
I love to swing here in the shade, oh!
but even that makes me afraid!
Well, no biggie, you know?
Oh, dearie, dearie,
I do fearie fearie,
But I do not shed a tearie,
I'm even cheery cheery cheeeeerery
'Cause I'm used to being leery,
So there's no need to query,
The theory of my fearie,
Oh dearie, dearie, dearie, dearie me.
So that is the message that I bring,
Oh, I am afraid of everything!