"I Am the Captain" is a song from "Hair(Less): The Musical". It is sung by Poe (voiced by Adrian Truss).
Lyrics[]
Ohhhh, I am the captain of a very big ship,
I'll take you on a very long ocean trip
With me at the helm,
This very big ship won't tip
Ohhh, I am the captain of a very, very, very,
Very, very, very,
Very big ship
Ohhh, he is the captain of a very, very, very
Very, very, very
Very big ship
(Ok, well, ahem!)
I am the captain of my own cabin onshore,
What is overrated and a very big bore,
This vessel when I nestle will not sink anymore
Ohhh, I am the captain of my very, very, very
Very, very, very
Very own cabin onboard!
Ohhh, he is the captain of his very, very, very
Very, very, very
Very own cabin onshore,
And he won't ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever,
Have to worry anymore!