"Pass the Salt" is a song from "Hair(Less): The Musical".
Lyrics[]
Pass the salt, please, Skull Boy
Pass the salt, please, Skull Boy
This is not a, not a ploy,
We're not trying to be coy,
We're just trying to enjoy
Life is too hard,
Life is too hard without you,
But we're with you through-and-through,
And it's not indigestion
We breathe without suggestion,
We couldn't even eat our food
'Cept I ate the stuff on my plate
Where are you?
Skull Boy, is it true?
Are you never coming here?
Wish we would chew with you
Chew with you, chew-chew with you
Chew with you,
Chew-chew with you,
Chew with you
Pass the salt, please, Skull Boy
Nothing could bring us more joy
To have you here,
We'll give a cheer
And we'll insult
To see your medical,
Pass, pass, pass the salt